A perfect illustration of indeterminism and what it leads to. If it all wasn't so ridiculously funny, I'd have to cry.
But then I stop laughing and I think:
This type of thinking is what supports every religion. "Let's just make up some untestable bullshit, and we'll teach that to our children as the ultimate truth".
Keep fighting the good fight against this type of thinking which causes so much needless pain.